Welcome to my new blog!
My name is Roxanne, and as most of you know by now, I'm a world famous YouTube video artist. My postings have hundreds of hits and have been seen by classy people from Sunnyvale Drive to as far away as Cambridge/Sommerville, MA! I live with my parents (NOT my real 'rents -- thank GAWD-- I'm adopted) in a home for the aged and infirmed in Somerset, NJ. It's not really an actual old folks home, but a gated community for the 55 and older crowd. My mom's only 50, and Daddy's MUCH younger, but they were allowed in, anyway. I think the board must've heard of me and thought it'd be cool to have a celebrity living amongst them.
The place is "guarded" by a fence and a main gate, and people have to be announced before they get let in. It gives some of the folks here a sense of security, but if you ask me, it's more useful purpose is to keep Mrs. Pistarelli from wandering off the grounds.
Sorry, that was just my teen angst speaking. But seriously, if you drive up to the gate and have either Chinese food in the front seat or what appears to be someone's grandkid strapped into the back seat, they'll let you in -- no questions asked!
Keep checking back, as I'll be updating this blog with my innermost thoughts on how things are going for me around here, what my dear "we-love-you more-than-we-would-if-you-were-our-own-flesh-and-blood-because-we-had-so-much-love-to-share-that-we-chose-you" B.S. flinging parents have been doing with the house, and how I'm adjusting to life out here on the plains (sorry, again, for that sarcastic (albeit obscure) reference to that (I'm soooo sure) made up story about how sick old elephants leave their packs and wander off to die and whatever). And, oh, yeah, I'll post links to my AbFab videos, too. Here's one of my early works... Roxanne and The Spoon. Enjoy!
My name is Roxanne, and as most of you know by now, I'm a world famous YouTube video artist. My postings have hundreds of hits and have been seen by classy people from Sunnyvale Drive to as far away as Cambridge/Sommerville, MA! I live with my parents (NOT my real 'rents -- thank GAWD-- I'm adopted) in a home for the aged and infirmed in Somerset, NJ. It's not really an actual old folks home, but a gated community for the 55 and older crowd. My mom's only 50, and Daddy's MUCH younger, but they were allowed in, anyway. I think the board must've heard of me and thought it'd be cool to have a celebrity living amongst them.
The place is "guarded" by a fence and a main gate, and people have to be announced before they get let in. It gives some of the folks here a sense of security, but if you ask me, it's more useful purpose is to keep Mrs. Pistarelli from wandering off the grounds.
Sorry, that was just my teen angst speaking. But seriously, if you drive up to the gate and have either Chinese food in the front seat or what appears to be someone's grandkid strapped into the back seat, they'll let you in -- no questions asked!
Keep checking back, as I'll be updating this blog with my innermost thoughts on how things are going for me around here, what my dear "we-love-you more-than-we-would-if-you-were-our-own-flesh-and-blood-because-we-had-so-much-love-to-share-that-we-chose-you" B.S. flinging parents have been doing with the house, and how I'm adjusting to life out here on the plains (sorry, again, for that sarcastic (albeit obscure) reference to that (I'm soooo sure) made up story about how sick old elephants leave their packs and wander off to die and whatever). And, oh, yeah, I'll post links to my AbFab videos, too. Here's one of my early works... Roxanne and The Spoon. Enjoy!
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